Tuesday, April 14, 2009

My sister is selling her house

and she wants you to buy it......it's listed in the ksl classifieds.
Let me take you on a tour of this house........

Veronica introduces this house as am Immaculate Cul-de-Sac Rambler, and when she says immaculate she means very IMMACULATE!!! Check out the exterior....


Nice huh.....can't you see your car in the parking spot...I thought so...let's move on...

ok, I told Veronica she should photoshop that horrendous sofa out of the picture...it's really awful. FYI, it's not included with the house, so you can breathe a sigh of relief.

On with the show...


check out this kitchen..there are drawers that open that you can put your stuff in them.


the master bedroom. Have you checked out those baseboards? She dusts them regularly!!


Baby sleeps here...isn't it cozy. Shmupfee mumfee...


Garden of Eden? not quite ladies. The grass IS that green, she didn't even have to photoshop that one.


The guests bathroom...info!! I have personally used this toilet, and let me tell you that flusher flushes and the seat sits tight, no wiggle room there. Mucho comfortable.

Now after looking at these photos I'm sure you're sold, but let me add in some perks....

If you lived there, I would know exactly how to get there when you invite me over. No directions needed. Plus if you are of the LDS faith, my mom might be your visiting teacher. Now Veronica hasn't added this in the deal, but I'm sure she would throw in free pictures of you, your family, your extended family, your friends, your pooch, your friends pooches, your acquaintances, your facebook friends etc....for life.*

*may or may not be part of the sweet deal.

So if you are even thinking of moving closer, or even farther away from me....give my sis a call.

7 comments:

Barbaloot said...

Whoa!! The drawers open in the kitchen? For putting things in? What is this madness?

Veronica Reeve said...

Camille, I'm blown away. No, let me rephrase that...I'm BLOWN AWAY. This is better advertising than any real estate agent could do for us. Gold, pure gold wrapped up in a blog post. Thanks for sharing the news. Oh, and readers, yes there will be free pictures involved if you bought my house...and possibly a post about how you are the coolest person in the world right here on this very blog.

rychelle said...

if i get free photo shoots for life, consider that bad boy SOLD.

where's she moving to?

Kristina P. said...

I would love to buy it! I will give her $150. That's what I can afford without selling ours.

Heather Bergsjo said...

What a beautiful home.

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